hello my name is Zarquin and I have no idea what is going on

this account was made as part of a court agreement that would stop bothering me
but she keeps showing up at my girlfriend's house and licking her windows
so we'll go back to court soon

here is some information for people

1. What is this plz account for? Who is this?
my name is Zarquin and I don't know, either
Bonpri says I am contractually obligated to say some things, but I have a headache so I'll copy them and move them here:

Zarquin is 's character. He's from a roleplay she works on with , who created Zarquin's girlfriend Sibyll (). They're pretty awesome so THEY NEED TO BE SUMMONED AT THE STROKE OF AN :ICON: COMMAND

2. Why did you make a plz account for this character?
Bonpri said the world needs more Zarqi goodness
I don't know any more than you do, I swear to you

3. Is this gonna be a one-stop shop for all things Zarquin?
who are you D:
actually I'll probably put up photos here later, I've never been able to have a scrapbook before
Bonpri will probably stick some stuff through the mailslot that I could put here
there's lots of other stuff out there about me, but I don't know what to do about it? uhh for now just go to the keyword search on this website and type in "zarquin", right now there's a lot of stuff about me & my girlfriend up, along with someone else's pretty cool aliens

4. Does want to punch in the neck for this?
the better question is, do I want to punch her in the neck
_{the answer is yes}

DISCLAIMER: THIS POST MAY NOT IN ANY WAY BE CONSISTENT WITH ZARQUIN'S PERSONALITY